In These Small Hours

"Those who don't believe in magic will never find it" - Roald Dahl

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If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:
WHERE GO
Me:
I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:
I COME TOO
Dog:
WAT DOING
Me:
I need to open this door.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:
I HALP
Me:
Sigh.
Dog:
WHERE GOING
Me:
I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:
CAN I COME
Me:
Sure.
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No please don't you are-
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Me:
No there's no room and-
Dog:
LAP
Me:
No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:
RIGHT HERE
Me:
That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:
IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:
I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:
I AM
Dog:
I SIT IN LAP
Dog:
PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:
HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:
SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:
.......

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THE IRON GIANT
The Iron Giant Collectible FigureThe 16″ tall figure will have over 30 points of articulation, light features, and other fun surprises! Accompanying The Iron Giant will be a Hogarth figure, scraps of metal for him to munch on and a Seafood sign that has a removable “S” to put on his chest. He will also include an interchangeable head and gun attachment, giving a choice of displaying the figure as the regular version, or the “War” version! The figure was designed from the actual CG files used in the film, for ultimate accuracy.
Source: http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2014/07/sdcc-mondo-to-preview-iron-giant-ninja-turtles-toys/
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THE IRON GIANT

The Iron Giant Collectible Figure
The 16″ tall figure will have over 30 points of articulation, light features, and other fun surprises! Accompanying The Iron Giant will be a Hogarth figure, scraps of metal for him to munch on and a Seafood sign that has a removable “S” to put on his chest. He will also include an interchangeable head and gun attachment, giving a choice of displaying the figure as the regular version, or the “War” version! The figure was designed from the actual CG files used in the film, for ultimate accuracy.

Source: http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/2014/07/sdcc-mondo-to-preview-iron-giant-ninja-turtles-toys/

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